Alcohol running all round in my system...
Went out drinking with Roy, Weng and Graham at Winebar last night. It was a great thing Weng found us seats cuz I hate standing while I drink. Lin Linand her friend, Hui Bing joined us a short while later. Daphne Kuah and her new toy boy, I mean, boyfriend, Robert waltzed in and plonked themselves with us. By 1 am, Clement, along with his new hunting buddies, Vic and Dylan was there, downing free booze (free for him; we paid!!!). Suddenly, golden couple Carlos and Adriana, Damien, Joseph, etc. all started to pour in... Shit, it was a friggin' NUS Biz Ad alumni reunion gathering!!! As usual, Johahn was fashionably late with his girlfriend, Esther, arriving at 2 am.
I got the most abuse last night since my POW training course during my National Service stint. Daphne bought us 2 trays of shooters, the disgusting cough syrup-like, Bubblegum and the perennial fave, Sex On The Beach. She probably downed like one whole tray herself. It pretty much went downhill from there... She started to pinch me on the arms and on the chest area. It got progressively worse. You can crack a joke about her and you get your head slapped around like how an auntie slap a watermelon to test for its freshness in a wet market. Then she started mixing my beer with all the shooters which were still left... Woooo, I hate people who do that.
The ultimate came when she gulped a mouthful of beer and spat it all on me. I know some of you guys out there have this thing for golden showers (you know who you are); but I dun think this fucken qualifies!!! Women are definitely getting more barbaric nowadays...
Graham crashed over at my place beczuase it wasn't really safe to ride after booze and on a wet road. We got back to my place at 6 am. His bloody mobile phone alarm went off at 10 am and here I am, typing this nonsense for you guys to read...
Shit, still feel some booze running around in the system. Not drunk though...
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